The 'NEW' msn

is it just me or am i forever updating to the 'new version of msn available'... whats new, i wanna know, did they fix that bug in the last beta version??? hmmm, whats the go.

Time Travel

So some guy says he has traveled back in time from 2036... here's what he posted on the net... no seriously he posted on the net, heres my comments on his posts from November 2000. He came back to get an IBM computer from 1976, sounds plausable.. or is it all a hoax? Who cares, but I differ from his opinion.

taken from www.johntitor.com

Yes I believe in Jesus Christ and we pray to God in churches. There are some differences you may be interested in. Religion is a major part of people's life in 2036. Pain and change tend to bring people together and closer to God. However, religion is far more personal than it is now. There are no huge, centralized religions and people talk openly about their beliefs. It might also interest you to know that the day of worship is Saturday, the day God meant to be the Sabbath and the 10 commandments have been restored to the "10" that God gave us.

Let's just take a look at that comment. Ohhhh, God screwed it up, I meant it to be a Saturday, not a Sunday. Frankly, I don't think God gives a shit what day of the week you make it a Sabbath, just as long as you worship his Arse, it'll all be good... that has nothing to do with Time Travel, that's just my personal opinion on religion!

Let's also take a look at this Time Travelers initals.. JT... is anyone thinking Justin Timberlake... or is it just me?

If telling us about your time machine won't change anything, what would happen if someone built one based on your information?
What you do on your worldline is your own business. I can't think of any better way to start a war than for someone to figure out how to make a time machine. Go for it.

Does this guy mean that the reason for his war was to make a time machine?? That makes no sense.

Growing up might have been a vastly different experience for me than it was for most of you. Personal responsibility, determination, honor, friendship and self-reliance are not just words we try to live up to or fantasize about.

I imaging my childhood and my growing up is a lot different from the kid who lives on the west side in south australia as well... probably got the shit kicked out of him, where as I didn't. Of course, even without time travel growing up is vastly a different experience for most people. Mine was different from the crack hoar down the street who got molested as a six year old too.

I watch every day what you are doing as a society. While you sit by and watch your Constitution being torn away from you, you willfully eat poisoned food, buy manufactured products no one needs and turn an uncaring eye away from millions of people suffering and dying all around you. Is this the "Universal Law" you subscribe to?

Dude, show some respect then, our society has made your "worldline" what it is today, no need to bag us. One persons opinion. An athest of your time might see things differently....

Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future. This time period is looked at as being full of lazy, self-centered, civically ignorant sheep. Perhaps you should be less concerned about me and more concerned about that.

A little secret? I think Time Travel was enough for our brains to take in, but lets brace ourselves.
We're lazy, yeah, no one liked us. No one liked Hitler either, but its history and its what makes the future what it is. I thought this dude was all about love and hippies and community etc... wheres the love. No one wants to be told theyre not liked, expecially not society! Society determs whos liked, and if society doesnt like its self, who does like anyone if liking exsists.... i've confused myself now.
BTW save us the lecture on what we're doing wrong, we already knew years ago we f**ked up the planet, just ask the hippies in the seventies, those flower power kids will tell ya!



And all in all, my conculsion?
Sounds a little too much like Back to the Future meets Sliders... but who am I to judge. I don't believe him in the first place because he loves Jesus... lol

Lunch Time Crisis!

The following information some readers may find disturbing, please only read if you have a high threshold for shocking news.

I went into town today to do the banking, as I normally do for work. While I was out, I stopped off at bakers delight to get myself my rolls for my tuna and salad that I had brought into work. Yummmm, fresh bread rolls, nothing I like more! So I was happy as I entered work, and also starving. I walk up to the back kitchen of the showroom where two of our store guys are, I look at what they're cooking...
'That looks like tuna' I think to myself, but being the Administrator who orders the food for this store, I know there is no tuna that has been bought for the showroom.... 'they couldn't have'
"Where did you get that tuna from?" I asked
"In the back cupboard" the guy says
Oh My F**KING God!
"That was mine" I say angrily, "That was my lunch"
"Ohhhh... sorry"
"You can't just eat whatever, some things in this showroom are peoples food or are for a reason."
Insert Jackie being fumming mad at this point.
'Calm down' I said to myself, 'Just have to have egg and salad sandwich now.'
I open the showroom fridge, there are no eggs left. This same guy has used the last of the eggs into some egg mash gook, that i wouldn't taste little lone put on my sandwich.
Is he trying to make me hit him?
"You've used all the eggs!"
Is this guy going out of his was to use not only my lunch, but all the optional ingrediants I like?

I angrily say he ows me three-fifty for the tuna, he says sorry, i huff "forget it" i go down stairs and get some hot discustingly fatty wedges for my lunch with sweet chilli sauce and sour cream, this makes me feel better for two seconds....
MY LUNCH TIME CRISIS.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR