Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Will Jackie Ever Make It To Darwin?

Well for hevens sake! I just had a fight a few hours ago about me going to Darwin... who pray tell would be stopping me, my parents... no. Its this new boyfriend of mine. Apparently he trusts me but not Andrew... im like what???
My new beau is gathering Andrew has had a plan all along to jump my can collecting bones... yeah right.
He said he knows ive known Andrew for years (that made me sit there and wonder how long i have known you Andrew for... not too sure, but I dont think its THAT long really, two three years maybe?) But i ended up having an fight about me going up for my birthday.
"Oh you don't even consider me in your plans at all, you say youre going and thats it"..... for shits sake!!! i just wanna go visit my friend and for us to have a joint birthday celebration. only my birthday should be important to me
i voiced back "its not like its your birthday!"
I told him FINE I WONT GO, then hes all like NO GOOOOOOO.
Sigh.
Im thinking i should just make plans and not tell him, then happen to be missing the week of my birthday... why is my mobile always off hmmmm.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Why we'll never understand the opposite sex

For men, they don't get women, they probably never will. For women, we don't get men, and we probably never will.
Sure sometimes we like to think we have a fair idea of what the opposite sex is about and then they throw a spanner in the works and you sit back and think... "I honestly just don't know, and I can't think of how to fix this... WHAT THE FUCK"

After having a conversation with the new guy I'm seeing who likes to call himself my boyfriend (sometimes I even call myself his girlfriend, crazy), he says that he doesn't like me touching him so much in public or around his friends. Holy shit, I didn't realize that I molested the people I go out with.
What makes matters more confusing is that behind closed doors I'm not over the top, its fine (quote, unquote). So basically he says its his problem and that he needs to get us(bah)ed to it, but at the same times needs me to cool it down a bit.

Jesus, Christ. When am I aloud to touch him now, can I hold his hand, or only at certain times can I, am I aloud to kiss him, or is that out of the question. I'm thinking obviously I'm not aloud to be dry humping his leg like I have been... Oh wait a minute I haven't been.
*sigh* I even asked my former lover was I too clingy in public, he answered no, I was normal. THERE IT IS, NORMAL. He said I was NORMAL, that means my new boyfriend is..... Everyone say it together NOT NORMAL!

Ok... Breathing in and out.

So... Bottom line is, I don't get guys, when am I aloud to touch him, if at all. And why is it ok behind closed doors, I'm not that butt ugly!!

Intervention: Justin

I call an intervention, as Justin is not posting... often at all.