Lunch Time Crisis!

The following information some readers may find disturbing, please only read if you have a high threshold for shocking news.

I went into town today to do the banking, as I normally do for work. While I was out, I stopped off at bakers delight to get myself my rolls for my tuna and salad that I had brought into work. Yummmm, fresh bread rolls, nothing I like more! So I was happy as I entered work, and also starving. I walk up to the back kitchen of the showroom where two of our store guys are, I look at what they're cooking...
'That looks like tuna' I think to myself, but being the Administrator who orders the food for this store, I know there is no tuna that has been bought for the showroom.... 'they couldn't have'
"Where did you get that tuna from?" I asked
"In the back cupboard" the guy says
Oh My F**KING God!
"That was mine" I say angrily, "That was my lunch"
"Ohhhh... sorry"
"You can't just eat whatever, some things in this showroom are peoples food or are for a reason."
Insert Jackie being fumming mad at this point.
'Calm down' I said to myself, 'Just have to have egg and salad sandwich now.'
I open the showroom fridge, there are no eggs left. This same guy has used the last of the eggs into some egg mash gook, that i wouldn't taste little lone put on my sandwich.
Is he trying to make me hit him?
"You've used all the eggs!"
Is this guy going out of his was to use not only my lunch, but all the optional ingrediants I like?

I angrily say he ows me three-fifty for the tuna, he says sorry, i huff "forget it" i go down stairs and get some hot discustingly fatty wedges for my lunch with sweet chilli sauce and sour cream, this makes me feel better for two seconds....
MY LUNCH TIME CRISIS.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR